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" -- HBI Member Hazel "Being a Heartless Bitch isn't about stepping on other people, or reality TV-style sabotage antics.Its about working hard for what you want, and knowing when to stand up for what you deserve.

" -- Raina Kelley at Newsweek "..is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm." -- Richie at criticism."Another trip to Home Depot and Canadian Tire.

I always get such a kick from the look on guys faces when you are in the tool section or near the fishing supplies.

"I believe in the ugly truth rather than the beautiful lie." -- HBI Member, Cobiwan "At this point, I don't think she's a heartless bitch; she's a bitter, angry bitch, and that's an energy-burner and, eventually, a soul-destroyer." -- Instigatrix "But why does everyone want a fucking medal and a gold star for doing what they SHOULD do? But I'm a female - so the world calls me a Bitch." -- HBI Member Sarah "Hun, your jerk boyfriend is like a bottle of sour milk in the fridge.

You don't keep going back and tasting the milk to see if it's better; why do you think that if you give him enough chances, he'll magically become a nice guy? Id rather know an ugly truth than be mislead by a pretty lie.

-- Nataliep If I ever get around to boyfriend number two, he better have a busy life full of his own hobbies and goals, because I will not be someone's reason to exhale.

I have better things to do then entertain a full grown man when I'm not getting paid for it.Mondays) -- a show that would more accurately be called "How to Get A Guy, Any Guy" or better yet, "How to Cast a Great, Big, Wide Net Like the Soulless, Whoring Sea Donkey That You Are."" -- Heather Havrilesky (From her article "I Like to Watch") "The victimization culture of today's psychology has done a great disservice to too many people. Change." -- Auntie Dote No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.Somewhere along the way, therapists forgot to teach their patients that the 'right to have your feelings' does not mean the right to act like a raging asshole." -- Pink from the song "Stupid Girls" "Being a Heartless Bitch is never easy. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there's a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. -- AUNTIE DOTE "I'm starting to think it can't be Head-Up-Ass Syndrome, because there's got to be more oxygen and more light up even the flabbiest ass than could account for such rampant and long-lasting self-abnegation." -- Anita Roddick "What worries me the most is that most men are so weak.Get a life." -- -HBI Member, Lola "If a bunch of guys are calling me a Bitch, I know I must be hitting a nerve, if they start calling me a Heartless Bitch, I know I've got them running scared, but the best part is when they call me a Cold, Heartless Bitch (my brother's personal favorite), because they know I am someone they will never be able to subjugate." -- -HBI Member, Dana "In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair.And if you cant, I will lend you mine." -- Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton on Saturday Night Live "Seriously, just how psychologically crippled do you have to be before shopping for shoes, the socks your husband left in the floor, coloring your hair, and what your neighbors think of you are the biggest things in your whole fucking world?Well nothing beats the automotive section - they look at you like, "what are you doing here? Everything else is a choice with consequences - including breathing." -- HBI Member, Genie "I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my friend's ex for Christmas; judging by his whiny complaints and incessant text-messaged Emo song lyrics sent after the fact, he was having trouble finding his own." -- HBI Member, Kristin "Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me.

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