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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

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I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen Do you smoke pot?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

For some reason, the character is mostly ignorant of and often confused by common social conventions and behaviors.

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