Funny true dating stories

Apparently he had issues with disapproval and couldn't finish without me telling him the simple letters "OK." I never responded.

I had been chatting with a guy on Yahoo Singles for a while, and we got along fairly well.

We spent our time attempting to make disjointed conversation...

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Funny true dating stories

Approximately six months later, I received a message from his Yahoo account that roughly said the following: "Hi! This is going to sound really odd, but X is in prison for a few months (a big misunderstanding!

) and I know he'd really like to hear from you.

A couple of weeks later, totally out of the blue, he sent me a picture of a random woman's boobs.

Confused by this, I just sent back a question mark, and he then said, "Send more." I am not the kind of person to send pictures of myself to people, ever, so I politely declined his request.

After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.

Then he barraged me with dozens of lengthy messages asking to help him orgasm by telling him what he was doing was normal.

" I sent back something about how I would definitely take the pizza but pass on the anal, and he replied with, "as long as i can suck your toes, we're golden." Barf.

I was once talking to this guy online and after a few hours of nice, PG conversation, he did a complete 180.

I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.

He seemed pretty normal (good job, intelligent, funny).

He asked where I worked because I looked familiar...

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