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Accuracy or even proficiency with the firearm is not required for the anomaly to function.

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Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola.

Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.

Returned to owner; class-A amnestic administered; recovery agent reprimanded.

Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.

Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing.

They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.

All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.

Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.

At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion.

Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.

Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus.

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